1. Driving with your eyes closed you can tell everything about the car about to hit you!
2. While some cried at the death of Diana, you cried at the crash of Lowndes at Calder Park in 1999.
3. The officer asks you how your car flipped upside down and landed on a moving train you reply "But I saw an Craig Lowndes pull off a turn like that at Eastern Creek in March!
4. At night you can be heard shouting "TURN AT THE APEX YOU FOOL!" in your sleep.
5. Eating lunch at work you suddenly break out in a series of VRRAAAGHGHGHP, VRRAAAGHGHGHP.
6. You knock out the Idiot who says "I thought Ford made the XU6".
7. You start at Uni you ask the lady at the desk if there is a course on the Physics of Touring Car Racing.
8. You discover 'Physics of Touring Car Racing' is disguised as 'Mechanical Engineering'.
9. Asked who you favourite actor is, you ask "Does Brocky count?"
10. You know everything about every car, track and driver. And your friends ask "Who's Peter Brock?"
11. Your email address is bathurstfreak@hotmail.com
12. You slipstream people down the pathway and move out to overtake at the last possible moment.
13. you get the jump and win the start for the walk signal of the traffic lights.
14. You take best line through staircases, winding paths and corridors.
15. You have a Webpage dedicated to your favourite circuit.
16. You find yourself out braking pedestrians into a corner in the pathway.
17. You turn on your computer and the welcoming sound is a V8 Supercar.
18. Your Favourite movie is "Days of Thunder"
19. You show no signs of being "Tachophobic" (Fear of Speed)
20. You manage to highside yourself on a Mountain Bike.
21. You think Excel Sprint is a contradiction in terms.