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FORD Version
- Driving with your eyes closed you can tell everything about the car about to hit you!
- While some cried at the death of Diana, you cried at the crash of Johnson at Bathurst in 1986.
- The officer asks you how your car flipped upside down and landed on a moving train you reply "But I saw an Paul Radisich pull off a turn like that at Eastern Creek in March!
- At night you can be heard shouting "TURN AT THE APEX YOU FOOL!" in your sleep.
- Eating lunch at work you suddenly break out in a series of VRRAAAGHGHGHP, VRRAAAGHGHGHP.
- You knock out the idiot who says "I thought Holden made the XR6".
- You start at Uni andyou ask the lady at the desk if there is a course on the Physics of Touring Car Racing.
- You discover 'Physics of Touring Car Racing' is disguised as 'Mechanical Engineering'.
- Asked who you favourite actor is, you ask "Does Johnson count?"
- You know everything about every car, track and driver. And your friends ask "Who's Allan Moffat?"
- Your email address is bathurstfreak@hotmail.com
- You slipstream people down the pathway and move out to overtake at the last possible moment.
- you get the jump and win the start for the walk signal of the traffic lights.
- You take best line through staircases, winding paths and corridors.
- You have a Webpage dedicated to your favourite circuit.
- You find yourself out braking pedestrians into a corner in the pathway.
- You turn on your computer and the welcoming sound is a V8 Supercar.
- Your Favourite movie is "Days of Thunder"
- You show no signs of being "Tachophobic" (Fear of Speed)
- You manage to highside yourself on a Mountain Bike.
- You think Excel Sprint is a contradiction in terms