Have you ever seen 'Whose line is it Anyway'? It's a popular US based Theatre Sports Comedy Show hosted by Drew Carey. I give you my Motor Sport Hoedown, if you can think of any others, please email them to me at bathurstfreak@hotmail.com

I don't understand Motorsport, those drivers are quite slack,
All they do is sit and drink and turn a steering rack.
But during last years bathurst, it was funny to see,
Greg Murphy spend 5 minutes, inside the dunny!

Racing is expensive as you will plain and see,
A tyre cost two grand, an engine twenty three.
I've always made my budget, it's really not that hard,
Cos whatever the expense I use Daddy's Credit Card!

Early october, is my favourite time of year,
I get the pre race Jitters, and verbal diarrhea.
But this year I got bad luck, I think I got a curse,
Cos when the starters light went green I dropped it in reverse!

GreenPeace Australia is my favourite charity,
For those plants and animals I have such pity.
But last week a rally for an animal to fix,
I turned up for the recce in my WRX!

Mount Panorama is my favourite place to be,
And Bob Jane's V8 thousand, is the greatest race to see.
But last years winner was incredible by far,
Cos after all the accidents it was the safety car!

Formula One is the fastest race on earth,
Those guys that drive them are paid much more than they're worth.
But when I got a test drive, an accident I'd find,
It was then that they'd discovered that I was legally blind!

I love to race cars, I do them up real good,
I polarise everything that sits beneath the hood.
And when it comes to race day, Dick Johnson hits a rock,
So I win the race by six laps cos my name is Peter Brock!